Relive your Chalkdust Memories

14 December 2009 @ 06:42 pm

Greetings
I thought I'd share with you a most enjoyable Saturday afternoon I spent with a lovely young lady called Cindy. I must say that she behaved like a perfect little princess while she visited and even earned herself a nice little reward before she left. In fact Cindy was such a good little girl that she was allowed to wear the special pink chiffon petticoat as a treat for her perfect behaviour!

Now as it was her first visit, unfortunately Cindy had lots of smacks, not that she was terribly naughty, but just to make sure that she didn't forget to behave like a perfect little princess. She spent lots of time learning to walk properly with a book balancing on her head and we had curtsy practise of course, and then she learned how to skip, and play ring a ring a rosy and then sadly it was time to go home.

Here's a picture of Cindy looking as pretty as a picture in her favourite pink and white satin party dress, with her pink and white party shoes and frilly lacy topped ankle socks. Underneath her heavenly frock she has a very tightly laced corset and two frilly petticoats, as well as a pair of pink satin and white lace ruffled rumba panties.

Next time Cindy visits she is going to wear her white satin dress with the red bows all over it for me and we will be making fairy bread and chocolate crackles, then sitting down to enjoy an afternoon tea party with all her dollies. After the tea party Cindy will be busy showing me how well she can stay inside the lines when she colours in with her colouring in books and pencils. And if she is a really good little girl I may even read her some tales from Enid Blyton's Adventures of the Faraway Tree while she colours in. And then we may go pick some flowers and make daisy chains for her pretty long long hair.

Hopefully we won't have as many smacks as this visit, because Cindy went home with a really red bottom, which must have reminded her all week that she must always behave like a perfect little princess!

After all, everyone loves a perfect little princess, don't they!

Ciao!

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08 December 2009 @ 10:43 am

Fetlife Sit on Santa's Lap competition

Greetings,
I thought I might pass this along, Fetlife are running a competition 'Sit on Santa's Lap with some great prizes. Nothing to do but pick first, second and third prize preference and press Naughty or Nice!

Easy!

Here's the link Sit on Santa's Lap

Good Luck!!

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03 December 2009 @ 12:55 pm

That hot pink fluffy chiffon sissilicious skirt!

Here it is, Sissy Karen wearing that hot pink chiffon skirt in all its glory!!

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01 December 2009 @ 08:10 pm

Member's area update complete

Greetings everyone,

I just thought I'd let everyone know that I have finished updating the Member's Literary area with another batch of wonderful tales of corporal punishment and discipline. I honestly can't pick a favourite this time, but I will say that I am glad I am not a young man growing up in the 60's, particularly with the likes of Sister Bernice, and Mrs and Mrs Kermath from The Homecoming! Bloody Hell...

Click here for Members Area

Oops, almost forgot, Part 4 of A Blissful Marriage will be a few days late so hopefully we'll have it by the end of the week. I'm sure reader's won't mind ;-)

Everyone ready for Christmas?

Can I just give a gentle reminder to give me a few days notice for an appointment especially coming up to Christmas. I have had to disappoint a few visitors over the past few days wanting same day appointments, but unfortunately my days are already organised in advance so couldn't take the appointments. Speaking of Christmas, if you would like an appointment over the Christmas period, please call me on 0416 431 986 or email me for my availability.

Now, I know all you naughty boys and girls out there need a thorough spanking before Santa comes, and would like to have a clear conscience before you write your Santa wish list so make sure you call me in plenty of time to make your appointment, otherwise I shall have to smack hard when I do finally get you over my knee!

Ciao for now!

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20 November 2009 @ 10:48 am

Phone Sessions

Greetings
How's everyone enjoying the hot weather? As usual, my pool has turned green as soon as the weather was hot enough to enjoy a swim! Grr... This time it was due to faulty electrical wiring that put the filter out of action long enough for the pool to turn to swamp!

Ah well, we'll just have to spank bottoms inside in the cool house instead while waiting for the pool to clear! At least my airconditioning works efficiently!

I've just discovered TalkSugar, which is similar to Niteflirt (who are not presently connecting international callers to OZ) so thought I might take advantage and connect for those who find direct calling easier to use than Skype.

This is really easy to use if you prefer to use this system to call for a Phone Discipline Session. Here's my call button, it shows 'Call Me Now' when I am accepting calls, or 'Unavailable' when I'm not. If I am unavailable you can also send me a message to find out when I'll next be online so you can call at that time.

TalkSugar connects the call end-to-end in a double-blind fashion. Your telephone number is NEVER revealed, thereby ensuring your security and privacy. Click here and read how it works before you dial. TalkSugar

So, here's to cyber spanking!

Ciao!

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18 November 2009 @ 01:48 pm

Unleash your Inner Sissy!

"What on earth are you wearing? Are they my panties? And are they my stockings and suspender belt you have on? Just what exactly do you think you are doing, dressing in my underwear? Are you some kind of sissy?

What?

Well then, perhaps we should see what your friends think about you being a sissy!

What's that? You don't want them to know?

Well, that's too bad isn't it. But then again, that means you'll be willing to do what ever it takes for me not to tell them you're really a sissy then, doesn't it?

Yes, I thought that might be the case...

So, this changes things slightly doesn't it? I think it's time we had some fun, don't you?

Hot Pink Chiffon Petticoat And since you like dressing in my underwear, why stop there? I think perhaps I should give you the full transformation and dress you completely like a sissy, then you can entertain me and make me laugh by showing me how nicely you can prance and primp...

...or I may force you to dress in little girl's clothes, like frilly, lacy party frocks with frothy hot pink chiffon petticoats like the one in the picture, and little girl panties underneath, and on your feet you'll wear lace topped ankle socks with Mary Janes, and then I'll make you behave like a little girl and give you dollies to play with and make you play little girl games like skipping and ring-a-rosy. And you'll have to lisp and mince and curtsy for me. What's the matter? Does that make you squirm?

And as my little sissy girl you should expect to become fully familiar with having your bare bottom spanked, as well as receiving the strap or hairbrush and whatever else I feel like using on your naughty bottom...

Perhaps I may dress you as a French Maid and train you to serve me and make you practise your curtsey over and over until its perfect, or put you to work doing hours and hours of housework while I sit and relax with a drink and a good book...

Now, I think we need a new name for you my sissified sissy, that old male name just doesn't seem to fit anymore now does it? Hmmm...let me see, Sissy Petunia? Sissy Primrose?

And you won't be needing your male underwear anymore now will you? Those ugly old male underpants will certainly have to go. From now on, it'll be feminine frillies at all times under your male clothes when you leave the house. Understood?

Oh yes, things are going to change around here..."

Sound like fun? It was, and loads of it! That was a snippet from a forced feminisation session I recently conducted, but I won't tell you the rest, I'll leave something to the imagination... ;-)

I love forced feminisation and I particularly love sissy roleplay sessions such as I have just described. Over the years I have had the absolute pleasure of transforming many 'reluctant' males into graceful - ahem, not so graceful ballerinas, blossoming belles, demure debutantes and many other feminine roles.

And I look forward to treating you to a little forced feminisation as well. Give me a call, and let's unleash your inner sissy!

Ciao!

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10 November 2009 @ 01:55 pm

Spanking good fun

You may be forgiven for thinking I had dropped off the perch lately...

On the contrary, I am still here as large as life, still spanking botties.....

In fact, I just thought I'd share some thoughts on spanking.

This morning I enjoyed a lovely spanking session, the thought of which has stayed with me since. It started with the young man over my knee fully clothed which I enjoy on occasions as it allows for a lovely natural buildup for what is to come. There was no roleplay, just a spanking as the need arose. When he arrived, I simply opened the door and held out my hand for him to take. I led the young man to the spanking chair in the middle of the loungeroom and continued to hold his hand while I sat, gently guiding him to take his position over my lap. In the background soft, gentle music played adding to the ambiance of the room.

Once he was positioned, I held him firmly around the waist with my left hand drawing him close, and began spanking his bottom lightly and rhythmically, occasionally running my hand all over his firm bottom and upper thighs, allowing him to enjoy the sensation of my hand. I like to assess the body language of my spankee throughout the spanking, and these early moments give me invaluable feedback which I will use to guide me throughout the rest of the spanking.

After several minutes, I instructed him to stand and remove his trousers, allowing them to fall to his ankles, an image which I find particularly endearing. The psychological effect of this is precisely what I intend.

After guiding the young man to resume his position over my lap, I then continued the spanking, only this time with slightly more force while increasing the tempo of my spanking. I like to vary the techniques I use so as to allow the connection between me and my spankee to remain intact, all the while adjusting in order to extract the feedback I am seeking.

I am not going to give away too many secrets to my spanking here but suffice to say I employed a few techniques to ensure my spankee remained engaged fully throughout the spanking.

Several more minutes passed into the spanking and now I could see the rosy glow creeping beyond the line of his underpants, signalling a time they came down too. Just a quiet instruction for the young man to stand and remove trousers and underpants, a moment for the bloodflow to return to normal, then back over my lap he went.

I looked down and instinctively, my hand caressed those perfectly round globes. By now a beautiful rosy glow had developed, and his skin was quite warm to the touch. Hmmm... time to increase the severity... Now the punishment proper begins.

There are no words spoken while the spanking is in progress, there are none needed. We are connecting on a different level, and all it takes is a quiet command, or a touch as light as a feather to cause my spankee to comply obediently. I love that.

The spanking continued for some 45 to 50 minutes or so I guess, and reached quite a crescendo with his bottom ending up the colour of a flaming sunset . It was simply over when it was over.

Having someone nestled into my lap while I deliver a lengthy disciplinary spanking can be a wonderful bonding experience, particularly if the spanking results in tears shed from my spankee through the release of his emotions as it did today.

One should never underestimate the power of such an experience for both 'spankee' or 'spanker' at such times. It is very moving!

Ciao!

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23 October 2009 @ 10:25 am

Only a mother would say something like this!

I had to laugh at my mother the other day, I was having a phone conversation with her and she asked me what I was up to. I let know that I had just finished thrashing a naughty boy and was now about to head home.

Her response to that was "Oh, the poor thing - I'll bet you feel like kissing their bottoms once you've spanked them."

I said, "No Mummy, just thrashing them.."

I thought that was cute. She is 76.

Ciao!

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21 October 2009 @ 10:14 am

Double Discipline & Domination!

Greetings
I just thought there'd be a few naughty boys out there who'd be interested to know that the very wicked and talented Mistress Ruben and I are available for double Discipline sessions....

Imagine a double dose of Discipline!

We know exactly what naughty boys need, and we promise we'll leave you feeling thoroughly thrashed, suitably chastened, and naturally humiliated. Imagine the spanking you'll receive. Oh boy will we have some fun with your bottie! ;-) You'll be fully naked of course, we'll be fully dressed - naturally, and you'll be at our mercy! ~joy~

If you'd like to see both Mistress Ruben and I in session we require at least 3 - 4 days notice for an appointment. Double sessions will be available on Mondays and Saturdays for the time being, but that may change over time. Please feel free to call me on 0416 431 896 to find out more about double sessions with Mistress Ruben and I, or send me an email mrsbirch@mrsbirch.net with your query.

Ciao!

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19 October 2009 @ 09:28 am

Contact form fixed

Greetings,
I have just realised that the contact form on my website has stopped working, when I do not know, so if anyone has used that form to send me an email and received no reply, I am very sorry, it's because I didn't receive your email.

It is fixed now and sending emails again so please feel free to use it. If however I don't reply within 48 hours just email me on my regular email address, just in case.

On another note, I was walking through the bush the other day and came across this little fellow, he actually stopped and allowed me to stroke his quills. For non Aussies, it's an echidna, a bit like a hedgehog. Those quills are its defense and when they feel threatened they burrow or roll themselves into a ball and raise those quills (spines) I felt very privileged to see he did neither!

Ciao!

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16 October 2009 @ 02:00 pm

Ode To Sister Patrice

Sister Patrice has become a familiar part of many naughty boy's and girl's lives over the years, so much so, that Sissy Karen has felt compelled to dedicate the following Ode to Her existence.

The Ode to Sister Patrice

I stand before thee, full of sorrow

The punishment that is to follow

Will teach me much about remorse

And help me change my wayward course

No finer prayer bench can there be

You were carved so beautifully

Some have knelt for hours in pain

Admiring your splendid grain

Your wood is strong, dark and firm

I await the command that is my turn

To step up with my knickers down

And cast my eyes into the ground

I step onto you Sister Patrice

I feel the cane tap in the crease

My nerves are tight my mouth is dry

This is going to make me cry

My hand grips tight, I can’t let go

The cane it whistles and then I know

That I have sinned and I must pay

And feel the sting that comes today

In the convent you heard rosaries

And felt the nuns on bended knees

Now you lead those who stand there

in a slightly different prayer

To be a better boy or maid

To work hard next time to make the grade

They give thanksgiving just like in church

But here its for the great Mrs Birch

yours respectfully

sissy karen

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14 October 2009 @ 09:32 am

Full force canings are the flavour of the month...

Looks like spring weather has brought out two of my most favourite kinds of sessions lately, happily. ;-)

Naughty adult schoolboy sessions and fullforce canings! Love 'em! (Though not generally in the same session of course!) In fact, I'm going to be delivering a full force caning in the bush nearby later this morning. That is really a lot of fun. For anyone into being caned outdoors, this is perfect weather for doing so, and I have the perfect location for delivering such a caning and am happy to accommodate outdoor caning appointments. You'll need to be prepared to walk for 10-15 minutes to and from the location but once we are there, and you are tied to the tree, and I have the cane in my hand, you'll forget all about the walk...

Actually, come to think of it, it could be a crop, or a whip, or maybe a sjambok....you choose...

I'll wear my Drizabone and Akubra hat, jeans, shirt and boots, you'll be - well, naked of course....

Getting onto naughty schoolboys, there have been quite a few naughty newcomers who have had the pleasure of being introduced to Sister Patrice over the past few weeks, and sent home with very well thrashed botties, I might add... They have all been fun sessions, ranging from lengthy, humiliating over the knee spankings, to one brave soul being subjected to a month long written Detention Assignment that was to be completed and handed in on the day he was to present himself to Headmistress. 500 lines he was set, and I can assure you, it was lucky for that young man that the assignment was completed perfectly and on time. He just managed to escape the cane, but the others weren't so lucky.

One young man was sent on his 2 week 'school holiday' with a well thrashed bottie, after receiving 2 dozen full bodied strokes of the cane as he balanced on tiptoes for every stroke. Hmmm...

So if you are a naughty adult schoolboy and in the mood for a vigorous spring thrashing, please feel free to call me for an appointment, Sister Patrice and I await your presence! In fact, the naughtier you are, the better.

Who is Sister Patrice? She's my trusty prayer bench of course, and there's been many a naughty boy whose been invited to bend over and start praying while his trousers are crumpled around his ankles and his bottom bared ready for 6 of the best!

Speaking of which, I must fly, the bush awaits...

Ciao!

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13 October 2009 @ 01:37 pm

Your never too old for Lego apparently

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11 October 2009 @ 12:41 pm

Would you allow you child to be subjected to this?

I was recently sent this video regarding a 16 year old cross dresser and asked to comment. I feel compelled to draw your attention to the comments below the video on Youtube. Some of the comments are so full of anger that it makes you wonder about the world we live in doesn't it? Its a bit Gerry Springer I think. Makes me wonder about the parents, what on earth were they thinking to allow their boy to be subjected to this publicity and public debate. That poor boy.

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04 October 2009 @ 02:51 pm

Phone Sessions

Greetings
I mentioned a little while back that I was trialling Skype for phone sessions and I am now happy to offer Skype as an alternative to using the phone for anyone wishing to arrange a Phone Session with me. It appears that International calls are clearer and more consistent than interstate calls as far as the quality of the line is concerned! Can't explain that I'm afraid...

For anyone considering a Phone Session, I offer two choices. The first of course is the phone discipline session, a perfect alternative if you are not able to make an appointment to see me in person. As an experienced professional, I guarantee to bring to life your favourite spanking fantasy as my voice and my words become my implements of correction.

Alternatively, you may just want to talk to someone who really understands your need to be disciplined or want to chat about spanking and corporal punishment in general. Perhaps you are new to the spanking scene and want to find out more about it and what to expect before you make your first face to face appointment.

Maybe you have several spanking related questions that you'd like to ask and don't know where to find information about it or who to talk to. I can help.

Whatever your level of experience, I welcome you to call me to openly discuss your spanking and corporal punishment related desires and needs in an intelligent, non judgemental atmosphere.

For anyone wishing to arrange a Phone Session simply call me on 0416 431 986 to discuss or send me an email mrsbirch@mrsbirch.net briefly outlining details of your call and your preferred times and length of your call.

You can find out more information at my website www.mrsbirch.net

Arranging payment for a Phone Discipline or Chat Session

Payment of fees can be made via direct bank deposit, American Express or Paypal.

When you email or call to arrange a time for your phone session, I will discuss with you methods of payment and provide instructions on how to proceed with secure payment prior to your call. Once you have prepaid your call, I shall provide you with either my Skype address or landline phone number to call at the appointed time, whichever you prefer.

Ciao!

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26 September 2009 @ 10:26 am

Brady rides again!

Greetings,
I was filing away what I had thought was the last of the Brady series last night and found one more chapter, so hopefully its not one that is already in the Members area and we can enjoy Brady's ongoing demise for at least another month after this next update! and while on the subject of Brady, for fans of Scotia's stories, (the author of the Brady series) I have a few more fabulous CP stories written by him which I shall add after the Brady series runs out and like the Brady chapters, are sure to enthrall.

Anyone notice my new website facelift? www.mrsbirch.net

Ciao!

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20 September 2009 @ 09:57 am

Email communication

Greetings

It's another gorgeous Sunday morning here in Sydney and I have just come back from a lovely long bush walk and meditation on my favourite rock overlooking the gorge. The bush was full of smoke this morning so I guess there's some backburning going on in preparation for the fire season. God! Another Christmas nearly here already.

Did I say Sunday? Good heavens, another week flown by...But it's been a really fabulous week so thanks to everyone who presented their botties to me for punishment. You all left me with some magic memories to ponder, so again, thank you. They were a lot of fun.

And I'll bet there's one young man who will NEVER forget the precise value of the word R-E-S-P-E-C-T-F-U-L! Not forgetting the triple emphasis on the letter E eh, Jeffrey?

Now, I would just like to mention that if you email me at anytime and I don't respond immediately, or even within a day or two, don't panic. I am not ignoring you, it simply means that I am probably not in front of my computer and am probably in session, or doing something else away from the computer. It could also mean that I am responding to other emails that have come in prior to yours.

I will respond, as soon as I am able.

However, I must insist that for a first contact, you limit your email to no more than half a dozen lines. Please consider that I receive around 50 or so emails a day and the longer yours is, the more I tend to put off reading it until I have the time to do so. If after you instigate initial contact and I ask for more information, then that is the time to respond more fully.

I do respond to appointment enquiries pretty promptly so please make sure you put in the subject line a heading of that nature and I will attend to your enquiry asap.

I would also like to encourage you to feel free to email me after your session and let me know your thoughts. I love the feedback!

Speaking of emails and communication etc, I try to maintain as much presence and activity on Twitter, LJ , Myspace, Fetlife and other internet boards and forums as possible, but please don't feel let down if I don't live up to expectations! It is not because I am being slack, it is simply because I do not have the physical hours in each day to maintain a high level of activity. And if you don't see me round the boards, on posting on LJ or tweeting on Twitter, its not because I've gone away or gone into early retirement, its probably only because I am busy thrashing botties...

BUT I promise I shall do my best to keep up as much of an appearance as possible!!

Now, onto doing some work...

Enjoy your Sunday!

Ciao!

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11 September 2009 @ 09:34 am

Away for the weekend

Wow! What a week!

Another busy one has flown by! My goodness where does the time go? I've certainly had a vigorous week spanking, strapping, scolding and caning and its been wonderful to meet so many new people lately as well as catching up with so many old acquaintances!

Just a quick note to say I am not taking sessions this weekend as I am spending time with my family. My phone will be off from Saturday around midday. If you'd like to organise an appointment for Monday please send me a text message on 0416 431 986 or email me before Sunday 5pm on mrsbirch@mrsbirch.net Please leave a contact number and time that I can call you back on to discuss.

I will be available in Sydney for appointments next week. If you are interested in seeing me for an appointment in Brisbane please contact me for an update on appointment details.

Oh, by the way, for connoisseurs of fine canes and straps, I have some new vintage canes on the way, and received a pair of fabulous old Scottish straps as a gift from a dear friend. My God they are frightful! Both marked XH and guaranteed to burn the bum! One of the school canes is apparently 'an old belter'! God I love that description! Doesn't that conjure up a frightful image of standing outside headmaster's office..SWOOSH! I can hear it now...

Can't wait til it arrives...

Ciao!

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04 September 2009 @ 09:53 pm

September update completed

OOPS!!

I've been so busy that I forgot to mention that I completed the September member's area update yesterday, my apologies. As usual there are some very fine literary offerings for your enjoyment. Sad news though as far as the Brady series is concerned. We only have one chapter left to enjoy after this month. What a great piece of literary entertainment that series has been, I'm sure readers will agree.

I wonder if anyone would like to try their hand at continuing the series? I'm sure that will be pleasing for many of us to be able to keep reading.

God help the Bradys of this world with women like Grandma McCabe to keep them in check!

once again my sincere apologies for the delay in updating, if anyone has been inconvenienced by the delay, please let me know and I shall rectify immediately.

No rest for the wicked, I must fly...

Ciao!

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01 September 2009 @ 09:27 am

September Member's update

I regret to report that the September member's update is going to be late due to some unforeseen circumstances, but I hope to have it completed over the next few days. If anyone's membership expires between the 1st and the completion of the update, please contact me and I shall extend your membership to include the days you would normally have had access to the full update.

On that note, I am experiencing a mysterious problem with my emails, so if you've sent an email from Friday after 10pm and not received a response, its because your email is floating around on the ethers somewhere. Hopefully I shall have the problem sorted soon, and I'll answer the multitude of emails that I can see being prevented from coming in for whatever reason!

Ciao!

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